Karaoké If I Had 1000000 dollars Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars well I'd buy you a house

I would buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

I'd buy you furniture for your house

Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars well I'd buy you a K car

A nice reliant automobile

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

If I had a million dollars

You could help

It wouldn't be that hard

If I had a million dollars

Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

You know we could just go up there and, and hangout

Yep

Like open the fridge and stuff and there'll be foods laid out for us

With little pre-wrapped sausages and things

Hmm

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

Well can you blame 'em

Uh yeah

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars well I'd buy you a fur coat

But not a real fur coat

That's cruel

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars well I'd buy you an exotic pet

Yep like a llama or an emu

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you

John Merrick's remains

Ooh all them crazy elephant bones

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars

No we'd take a limousine 'cos it costs more

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to eat

Kraft dinner

But we would eat Kraft dinner

Of course we would

We'd just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

That's right all the fanciest ket-

Dijon ketchup

Mmh

Mmh hmm hmm

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars well I'd buy you a green dress

But not a real green dress

That's cruel

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars well I'd buy you some art

A Picasso or a Garfunkel

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars well I'd buy you a monkey

Haven't you always wanted a monkey

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

I'd be rich

I'd be rich