Karaoké Don't Ask Me How I Know Bobby Pinson

Don't ride your bike off a ramp that's more than three bricks high

And don't take that candy from the store if you ain't got the dime

Don't pick a fight with the little guy that doesn't talk that much

And don't pick up a cherry bomb thinkin' it's a dud

And don't sneak out of a two-story house usin' bed sheets for a rope

Don't ask me how I know

Sell your truck while it's still runnin'

Save the Jesus off the dash

Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'

Save your money and pay with cash

Forget your pride

Buy the roses

If you're sorry tell her so

And don't drink the water in Mexico

And don't ask me how I know

Don't quit your high school football team halfway through the season

Don't bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn't mean it

Don't lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City

Don't rush off the phone when your mama calls

You ain't that busy

You ought to make that drive to say goodbye to your Grandpa 'fore he goes

Don't ask me how I know

Sell your truck while it's still runnin'

Save the Jesus off the dash

Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'

Save your money and pay with cash

Forget your pride

Buy the roses

If you're sorry tell her so

And don't drink the water in Mexico

And don't ask me how I know

Forget your pride

Buy the roses

If you love her tell her so

Don't go to Vegas when you're heart broke

Don't bum your cousin for that first smoke

And I'm tellin' ya

Don't drink the water in Mexico

Don't ask me how I know

Don't ask me how I know

Yeah I just know

Sell your truck while it's still runnin'

Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'

I know