Karaoké I Own This Bar Braxton Keith

You say you got them boots in Paris and you're cousins with George Jones

And drinkin' is against your religion but that wine is just an act of When in Rome

You say you're savin' yourself for marriage and your daddy he's a movie star

Well I'm Billy Graham

Honey I own this bar

Talkin' lock stock and barrel

A hardwood floor under neon lights

Girl if we ain't careful we could go to Hell for life

You swear you've never been here

Ain't never heard no steel guitar

Well I'm George Strait and honey I own this bar aw

They say tonight it's your birthday

You just turned twenty-two

You were supposed to be hangin' with Beyoncé ah but she came down with the doggum flu

Said you were born and raised in the city but you're a real cowgirl at heart

Well I'm John Wayne and honey I own this bar

Talkin' lock stock and barrel

A hardwood floor under neon lights

Girl if we ain't careful we could go to Hell for life

You swear you've never been here

That Maserati out back is your car

Well I'm Dale Earnhardt and honey I own this bar

Ah ha ha

We ain't ever gonna get together 'cos you can't BS a BS'er

You know it's all in good fun

Ain't no damage done

We're just two honkey tonk birds of a feather ah

Now you say you're so mad 'cos you can't pay your tab

Somebody stole your credit card

Drinks are on me

I'm Braxton Keith

Honey

I own this bar

You want another one or

Ha ha