Karaoké Class Chicago (la comédie musicale)

Oh, Velma things ain't the way they used to be

They sure ain't, mama

They sure ain't

Whatever happened to fair dealing and pure ethics and nice manners

Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass

Whatever happened to class

Class

Whatever happened to

Please, may I and

Yes, thank you and

How charming

Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass

Whatever happened to class

Class

Oh

There ain't no gentleman

Oh

There ain't no gentleman to open up the doors to open up the doors

There ain't no ladies now

There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores there's only pigs and whores

And even kids'll knock you down so they can pass

And even kids'll knock you down so they can pass

Nobody's got no class

Nobody's got no class

Whatever happened to old values

And fine morals

And good breeding

Now no one even says, oops when they're passing their gas

Whatever happened to class

Whatever happened to class

Class

Class

Oh

There ain't no gentlemen

Oh

There ain't no gentlemen who's fit for any use who's fit for any use

And any girl'll touch your

And any girl'll touch your privates for a deuce privates for a deuce

And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass

And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass

Nobody's got no class

Nobody's got no class

All you read about today is rape and theft

Jesus Christ

Ain't there no decency left

Nobody's got no class

Nobody's got no class

Everybody you watch

He's got his brain in his crotch

Holy crap

What a shame

Holy crap

What a shame

What became of class

What became of class