Karaoké Friend Like Me Chris Webby

Yeah

Webby

Yeah never had a friend like me

Yeah

It's that big bad wolf 'bout to blow your fuckin' house down

With a quarter pound in my trunk on the south-bound

You can smell me comin' as I'm whippin' it around town

Weed so loud that I'm smokin' in surround sound

Had 'em, had 'em hooked since I shook Dat Piff

No one handin' me the keys so I took that shit

With Latarian Milton doin' some hood rat shit

On my Hustle and Flow

Imma Whoop that Trick

Got Henny in me and rollin' with plenty bitties

And home town pussy

I call it Conneti-Kitty

As animated as Ren and Stimpy

So clever and witty

You'll need a certain level of intelligence to get me wah

Gimmie gimmie everything that you got

Everything in your wallet and that ring with the watch

There really ain't no comin' at the king for the spot

That's like steppin' in the ring with The Rock

It is what it is and that's how it's gon' be

Oil in my pen

Burn it down, low-key

Y'all know me

I hit hard like Apollo Creed

You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me

In it to the end like me

No matter what the end might be

Y'all know me

I hit hard like Apollo Creed

You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me

Got a strong bloodline

I was born a leader

People bumpin' my music from here to North Korea

To Argentina

Fans be linin' up outside my concert

Like the ticket to my show was a court subpoena

Yeah I get it, up all night like EMT paramedics

No anaesthetics phonetic

Energetic with alphabetics

I'm spreadin' the fuckin' vibe like a pathogen epidemic while I'm sippin' my unleaded and puffin' the devil's lettuce

I'm a menace

In my whip, indica vapin'

Sippin' whiskey like some sort of liquid dinner replacement

Feel my inner Simba awaken

A prince in the makin'

My idea of vacation is to sit in my basement and write raps

So I'm 'bout to tell 'em like that

I run my lane take a step or five back

If you forget the rest then just memorize that

'Cos at any second Webby might snap

It is what it is and that's how it's gon' be

Oil in my pen

Burn it down, low-key

Y'all know me

I hit hard like Apollo Creed

You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me

In it to the end like me

No matter what the end might be

Y'all know me

I hit hard like Apollo Creed

You ain't never had a friend like me

It's like

I was made up in a lab or somethin'

The way I hit 'em with these raps in the tracks you bumpin'

They say I sound like

I'm Eminem's rabid cousin who's still on drugs

Fuck it, I'm on acid buggin'

I'm pass and puffin' the loud pack passed my limit

I snap and kill it

My syllables are mad explicit

Take my enemies and grill 'em on a massive skillet

And as for critics

I covered them in gas and lit it

I'm back you bitches and the crown on my head stay

Get on your knees

Bow down to your Sensei

It's like I'm fuckin' Christina Ricci the way I put it down on a Wednesday

Yeah

Addam's family shit

Always on my hustle 'cos nobody handed me shit

All I've got is intuition and a plan to get rich

And when I do the fuckin' planet'll flip

It is what it is and that's how it's gon' be

Oil in my pen

Burn it down, low-key

Y'all know me

I hit hard like Apollo Creed

You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me

In it to the end like me

No matter what the end might be

Y'all know me

I hit hard like Apollo Creed

You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me