Karaoké Avant Gardener Courtney Barnett

I sleep in late another day

Oh what a wonder

Oh what a waste

It's a Monday

It's so mundane

What excitin' things will happen today

The yard is full of hard rubbish

It's a mess and

I guess the neighbors must think we run a meth lab

We should amend that

I pull the sheets back

It's forty degrees and I feel like I'm dyin'

Life's gettin' hard in here so I do some gardenin'

Anything to take my mind away from where it's supposed to be

The nice lady next door talks of green beds and all the nice things that she wants to plant in them

I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps

Sunflowers, bean sprouts sweet corn and radishes

I feel pro-active

I pull out weeds

All of a sudden

I'm havin' trouble breathin' in

I'm havin' trouble breathin' in

I'm havin' trouble breathin' in

I'm havin' trouble breathin' in

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My hands are shaky

My knees are weak

I can't seem to stand on my own two feet

I'm breathin' but I'm wheezin'

Feel like I'm emphysemin'

My throat feels like a funnel filled with weet bix and kerosene and

Oh no

Next thing I know they call up triple O

I'd rather die than owe the hospital 'till I get old

I get adrenalin straight to the heart

I feel like Uma Thurman post-overdosin' kick start

Reminds me of the time when I was really sick and I had too much psuedoefedryn and I couldn't sleep at night

Halfway down high street

Andy looks ambivalent

He's probably wonderin' what I'm doin' gettin' in an ambulance

The paramedic thinks I'm clever 'cos I play guitar

I think she's clever 'cos she stops people dyin'

Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic

Should've stayed in bed today

I much prefer the mundane

I take a hit from an asthma puffer

I do it wrong

I was never good at smokin' bongs

I'm not that good at breathin' in

I'm not that good at breathin' in

I'm not that good at breathin' in

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