Karaoké Settle for Me Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Santino Fontana)

When we're together

I feel so grand

My heart goes

Tippity-tap-tap-tap when I hold your hand

But I know there's another guy

You fancy more

So even though

I'm not the one you adore

Why not

Settle for me

Darlin' just settle for me

I think you'll have to agree we make quite a pair

I know I'm only second place in this game

But like two-percent milk or seitan beef

I almost taste the same

So won't you settle for me

Come on and settle for me

Say Yes or No before I choke on all this swallowed pride

I have no problem bein' picked out from the bottom

If he's your broken condom

I'm Plan B

So lower those expectations and settle for me

Am I okay with this

Totally

Settle for me

Babycakes just settle for me

Schmoopy-pie

I'm beggin' you please

Can't you see the light

Sugar jugs I'm so bereft

Demeanin' terms are all that I have left

Of my masculinity

So settle for me

Little girl

Don't make me feel like a little girl

Exposed and raw

Whose boobs can't even fill a trainin' bra

Let's pretend I didn't say that

Settle for me

It's a practical proposal

Settle for me

It makes a certain sense

He's a fantasy

But hey let's think this through

Yes Josh is a dream but I'm right here

In flesh and blood and self-hate

Settle for me

Settle for me

In a sad way darlin' it's fate

You're like Rocky V to Rocky

Solange to Beyoncé

Not askin' to be your fiancé

But if tonight or tomorrow if you happen to be free

Maybe just maybe settle for me