Karaoké Oh the Things Men Do Elizabeth Nichols

He'll shave his face he'll take a shower

Wow he'll wear a nice shirt and buy some flowers for me

He'll make a bed he never makes he'll spray cologne he never sprays

I talk, talk, talk he pretends to listen say my dad's a pastor suddenly he's Christian

Amen

Swears up and down he's a feminist and that's just my top ten list

Oh, the things men do to get laid all the money they'll lose to get laid

Nothing they won't do or say to get to first, second, third fourth base

Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go just to get a girl horizontal

Anywhere, anyway any time, any place oh, the things men do to get laid

La, la, la, la, la, di, da, da to get la, la, la, la, la, di, da, da

To get la, la, la, la, la, di, da, da to get la, la, la, la, la

It used to be a thing men started wars over am I making things up or did the bar get lower

Now all we get is a what ya doin' text

Wyd means

S-E-X

They'll marry real quick break a vow even quicker ain't that smooth but there ain't nothing slicker

Than a man with a plan looking pretty type A if the plan is to land this plane

Oh, the things men do to get laid all the money they'll lose to get laid

Nothing they won't do or say to get to first, second, third fourth base

Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go just to get a girl horizontal

Anywhere, anyway any time, any place oh, the things men do

Stretch the truth to get laid say that he's six two to get laid

Does he realize he has to take off the boots to get laid la, da, di, da, da, di, da

Oh, the things men do to get laid all the money they'll lose to get laid

Nothing they won't do or say to get to first, second, third fourth base

Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go just to get a girl horizontal

Anywhere, anyway any time, any place oh, the things men do to get laid

La, la, la, la, la, di, da, da to get la, la, la, la, la, di, da, da

To get la, la, la, la, la, di, da, da to get la, la, la, la, la