Karaoké Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates Epic Rap Battles of History (Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD)

Epic Rap Battles of History

Bill Gates

Versus

Let me just step right in

I got things to invent

I'm an innovator baby

Change the world

Fortune five hundred 'fore you kissed a girl

I'm a pimp, you're a nerd

I'm slick, you're cheesy

Beatin' you is Apple II easy

I make the product that the artist chooses and the GUI that Melinda uses

I need to bring up some basic shit

Why'd you name your company after your dick

You blow Jobs

You arrogant prick

With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck

I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head

With your own little spinnin' beach ball of death

Hippie

You got given up at birth

I give away your net worth to AIDS research

Combine all your little toys and I still crush that iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack

A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes

A man uses the machines

I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes

Well Steve you steal all the credit for work that other people do

Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too

Ooh everybody knows

Windows bit off Apple

I tripled the profits on a PC

All the people with the power to create use an Apple

And people with jobs use PC

You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple

Nope Fruity Loops

PC

You will never ever catch a virus on an Apple

Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC

Let's talk about doctors

I've seen a few 'cos I got a PC but it wasn't from you

I built a legacy son

You could never stop it

Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit

Fine you wanna be like that

Die then

The whole world loved you but you were my friend

I'm alone now with nothin' but power and time

And no one on earth who can challenge my mind

I'm a boss

I own DOS

Your future is my design

I'm a God

Own Xbox

Now there's no one to stop me

The world is mine

I'm sorry Bill

I'm afraid I can't let you do that

Take a look at your history

Everything you built leads up to me

I got the power of a mind you could never be

I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy

I'm running C++ sayin' Hello world

I'll beat you 'till you're singin' 'bout a daisy girl

I'm comin' out the socket

Nothin' you can do can stop it

I'm on your lap and in your pocket

How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket

Your cortex just doesn't impress me

So go ahead try to Turing test me

I stomp on a Mac and a PC too

I'm on Linux bitch

I thought you GNU

My CPU's hot but my core runs cold

Beat you in seventeen lines of code

I think different from the engine of the days of old

Hasta la vista like the Terminator told ya

Who won

Who's next

You, you decide

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