Karaoké Speedrun to Redemption Hazbin Hotel

Alright show me redemption

Step one

Say you'll get it done

Make redemption your resolution

Fine

Step two

Bid the booze adieu

Hey

A sober mind's primed for absolution

Step three, dignity

Try dressing more modestly

Step four, feed the poor

Hey ain't you that fancy whore

Five, six, seven, eight

Come on buddy concentrate

Change some babies and help old ladies across the street

Isn't he sweet

Uh huh

Come on Angel you're far from shameful

Just misunderstood

You can be good for good

Woah

All your skeptics pay close attention

We'll speedrun from here to redemption

Ooh step nine

Give a hobo a dime

Yeah no way

This story is bogus

Step ten

Do one through nine again

Again

Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice

Step eleven

Step twelve

Little question

This guy gets to Heaven how

What the hell

Pentious was redeemed by now

Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

Better, nicer, faster, quickly

Wear this top hat and build a rocket

You gotta commit

Start speaking like this

Have depression

An egg obsession and a leathery hood then you'll be good for good

Then save a friend from a certain demise

Oh fuck

Maybe the key is self-sacrifice

If you offer up your life with pure intentions we'll speedrun from here to redemption

I hate you