Karaoké Too Drunk to Karaoke Jimmy Buffett & Toby Keith

Too drunk

Too drunk

Last night at the bar it was karaoke night

Everybody down there was feelin' alright

They got big Margarita pitchers two for one

Yum yum

Yum yum

They were feelin' foot loose ready for some fun

When I signed up

I was ready to go

But they didn't call my name for an hour or so

Damn if they didn't make me wait too long

I was in no kind of shape to sing a Jon Bon song

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

If you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be

Too drunk to karaoke just like me

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Well the place kinda rockin' temptation was strong

All the pretty girls kept eggin' me on kept eggin' me on

Well I should have kept my

Well I should have kept my flip flops glued to the chair flip flops glued to the chair

But no I jumped right up slick back my hair

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Well you can sing

Well you can sing in the shower in the shower

'Till you sound real good

'Till you sound real good you can terrorize

The whole damn neighborhood neighborhood

But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand

You'd better pace yourself son

If you want to have fans

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Play it boys

Heck ask me hell I killed that song

When I looked around everybody was gone

'Cept a couple of bouncers 'bout the half my age

They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage

You're too drunk to karaoke

You're too drunk to karaoke

That's what they told me

You're too drunk to karaoke

You're too drunk to karaoke

How could that be?

You don't have to be good

Don't have to be refine

You just have to be a legend in your own mind

Don't have to rehearse or even sing on key

Just prove that theory of drunk ac-ti-vi-ty

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Look at me

You're too drunk to karaoke

You're too drunk to karaoke just like me

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke oh yeah yeah

Ooh

That's what I'm talkin' about

Ya ooh