Karaoké Dry Spell Kacey Musgraves

It's been a real long three-hundred and thirty-five days

And the last time it wasn't good anyway

I'm so lonely

Lonely with a capital H if you know what I mean

I've been sittin' on the washin' machine

Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed

Ain't nobody's boots under my bed

Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive for a late night call

For a real good time

Ain't no new notches on my belt and I'm tired of keepin' my hands to myself

Nine-one-one

It's officially a cry for help

Y'all I'm goin' through a dry spell yep

So tell me

What's a self-respectin' girl to do

I got the bacon and no one to bring it home to

It's a drought out here

Waitin' on a storm

I think it's time for me to take the bull by the horns

Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed

Ain't nobody's boots under my bed

Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive for a late night call

For a real good time

Ain't no new notches on my belt and I'm tired of keepin' my hands to myself

Nine-one-one

It's officially a cry for help

Y'all I'm goin' through a dry spell yep

Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed

Ain't nobody's boots under my bed

Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive for a late night call

For a real good time

Ain't nobody to roll with in the hay

And nobody but the chickens are gettin' laid

Nine-one-one

It's officially a cry for help

Y'all I'm goin' through a dry spell yep