Karaoké Eins, Zwei, Drei LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER (Eurovision United Kingdom)

So sick of doin' the whole nine-to-five

I pay my dues

I'm just stayin' alive

And I'm so bored of it

Bored of it

Oh what's the point of it

Point of it

A paracetamol to quench the pain

The office cubicle has trapped me again

Am I a mouse in a cage

Am I d-d-d-demotivational

Ah

If only there was a language that I could count in that would make me feel better

Oh ja

Eins zwei drei

Darlin' I need somethin' salty

Eins zwei drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins zwei drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins zwei drei

Got me feelin' okey-dokey

Eins zwei drei

Goodbye drudgery, hello me

So light you can throw me

Kill at karaoke

Eins zwei drei

I'm comin' back to life

Countin' in English doesn't cut the mustard

So sick of munchin' roly-poly with custard

I'm so bored with it

Bored with it

Oh what's the point of it

Point of it

I've always been a fan of aviation

I'm jumpin' on a plane to another nation

And all my pounds they feel counterfeit

I need some euros to counter it

Eins zwei drei

Darlin' I need somethin' salty

Eins zwei drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins zwei drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins zwei drei

Got me feelin' okey-dokey

Eins zwei drei

Goodbye drudgery, hello me

So light you can throw me

Kill at karaoke

Eins zwei drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins

Zwei

Drei

Eins zwei

Eins zwei drei

Eins zwei drei

Darlin' I need somethin' salty

Eins zwei drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins zwei drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins zwei drei

Darlin' I need somethin' salty

Eins zwei drei

With a slice of pepperoni

I'll pay, you can owe me

That'll be a pony

Eins zwei drei

I'm comin' back to life

Eins zwei drei

Eins zwei drei

I'm comin' back to life