Karaoké Shave 'Em Dry Lucille Bogan

All o' you cat women you better put on the walk 'cos I'm gonna get drunk and do my dirty talk

The monkey and the baboon playin' in the grass and the monkey got mad and whooped, yeah, yeah, yes

Talkin' 'bout shave mama's goin' to shave 'em dry and if you don't know mama's goin' to learn you how

You know an elephant he's big and stout he would be alright if it weren't for his snout

Talkin' 'bout shave mama's gonna shave him dry and if you don't know

I'm goin' to learn you how

I ain't rough

I ain't tough

I'm just a stomped-down rose and I like to strut my stuff

Talkin' 'bout shave 'em mama's goin' to shave 'em dry and if you don't know mama's goin' to learn you how

I met a man lives down the way he had so much money until I had to stay

I was talkin' 'bout shaving mama's goin' to shave 'em dry if you don't know mama's goin' to learn you how

If you meet your man and he tell you a lie just pull out your razor and shave him dry

Talkin' 'bout shave 'em mama's goin' to shave him dry 'cause I don't want no man tell me no dirty lie