Karaoké Andrew in Drag Magnetic Fields

A pity she does not exist

A shame he's not a fag

The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag

There is no hope of love for me

From here on I go stag

The only girl I'll ever love is Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag

Drag

Andrew in drag

Yeah

I don't know why I even went

It's really not my bag

Just thought it might be funny to see Andrew in drag

The moment he walked on that stage my tail began to wag

Wag like a little wiener dog for Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag

Drag

Andrew in drag

Yeah

I've always been a ladies man and I don't have to brag but I've become a mama's boy for Andrew in drag

I'd sign away my trust fund

I would even sell the Jag

If I could spend my misspent youth with Andrew in drag

Andrew in drag

Drag

Andrew in drag

Yeah

So stick him in a dress and he's the only boy I'd shag

The only boy I'd anything is Andrew in drag

I'll never see that girl again

He did it as a gag

I'll pine away forevermore for Andrew in drag