Karaoké Hair Salon Megan Moroney

I called up Bernadette

She had a ten A.M.

Thank God she had the time to squeeze me in

My blonde was gettin' brassy

My roots were comin' in

I let her do the talkin'

Let her spill the tea

I pay for the color but the drama's free

It's usually nothin' special

Nothin' concernin' me

Well Casey's havin' a baby

The high school football team won state

And my best friend's mama's husband is sleepin' around

Everybody's up to somethin'

I heard your name from three chairs down

They said you bought a ring and you found the one

Now I'm heartbroken

Heartbroken in a hair salon

I'm lookin' out the window hopin' they don't see

The tear in my eye

I can hardly breathe

In the last place I thought you'd ever get to me

Pretend I'm listenin' as she goes on and on

Don't care who's sellin' weed to the preacher's son

I'm stuck on how you moved on

Guess it's a damn good day to go blonde

'Cos Casey's havin' a baby

The high school football team won state

And my best friend's mama's husband is sleepin' around

Everybody's up to somethin'

I heard your name from three chairs down

They said you bought a ring and you found the one

Now I'm heartbroken

Heartbroken in a hair salon

Maybe I'm just crazy for thinkin' you'd come back around

I guess first loves don't always work out

But at least Casey's havin' a baby

The high school football team won state

And it's always happy hour at the bar downtown

I might just drink 'till I feel nothin'

I heard your name from three chairs down

They said you bought a ring and you found the one

Never thought I'd be heartbroken in a hair salon

Heartbroken in a hair salon

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