Karaoké Shy Once Upon a Mattress (1996 musical) (Sarah Jessica Parker)

You swam the moat

Alright, I was a little anxious

My friend, Sir Harry he told me you had an opening for a princess

Any princess

I figured the Early Bird

Uh, oh, anyway, here I am

Who's the lucky man

Hey, nonny, nonny, is it you

Hey, nonny, nonny, is it you

Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny, no

Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny, no

Hey, nonny, nonny, is it you or you, or you, or you, or

Nonny, nonny, neeny, neeny neeny, neeny, neeny

No, no, no

Someone's being bashful

That's no way to be not with me

Can't you see that I am just as embarrassed as you

And I can understand your point of view

I've always been shy

I confess it, I'm shy

Can't you guess that this confident air is a mask that I wear 'cos I'm shy

And you may be sure

Way down deep I'm demure

Though some people

I know might deny it at bottom I'm quiet and pure

I'm aware that it's wrong to be meek as I am

My chances may pass me by

I pretend to be strong but as weak as I am all I can do is try

God knows I try

Though I'm frightened and shy

And despite the impression I give

I confess that I'm living a lie

Because I'm actually terribly timid and horribly shy

Though a lady may be dripping with glamour

As often as not she will stumble and stammer

When suddenly confronted with romance

And she's likely to fall on her face

When she's finally face to face with a pair of pants

Quite often the lady's not as hard-to-please as she seems

Quite often she'll settle for something less than the man of her dreams

I'm goin' fishing for a mate

I'm gonna look in every brook

She's goin' fishing for a mate

She's gonna look in every brook

But how much longer must I wait with baited breath and hook

Oh, that was wonderful

And that is why though I'm painfully shy

I'm insane to know

Which sir

You, sir

Not I, sir

Then who, sir

Where, sir and when, sir

I couldn't be tenser

So let's get this done, man

Get on with the fun, man

I am one man

Shy

The lady's one man

Shy