Karaoké Before He Cheats Postmodern Jukebox & Kitty Hawk

Right now he's probably slow dancin'

With a bleached-blonde tramp and she's probably gettin' frisky

Right now he's probably buyin' her some fruity cocktail 'cos she can't shoot a whiskey

Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick showin' her how to shoot a combo

And he don't know that I dug my key into the side

He don't know

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive

Carved my name into

Carved my name into his leather seats his leather seats

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all four tires

Slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now she's probably up singin' some white-trash version of

Shania karaoke

Right now she's probably sayin' I'm drunk

I'm drunk and he's thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky

Right now he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo

And he don't know that I dug my key into the side

He don't know

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive

Carved my name into

Carved my name into his leather seats his leather seats

Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all four tires

Slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl

'Cos the next time that he cheats it won't be on me

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive four-wheel drive

Carved my name into

Carved my name into his leather seats his leather seats

Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all four tires

Slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think

Maybe next time he'll think before he

He cheats