Karaoké The Ballad of Farquaad Shrek (comédie musicale) (Christopher Sieber)

My Daddy was a miner so he wasn't much around foraging for diamonds a life spent underground

Daddy didn't talk much he barely said hello he'd simply mutter, heigh, ho and off to work he'd go

Daddy was grumpy my Momma was a princess who left her crown behind

Daddy was her true love, so

Momma didn't mind

I never knew my Momma but she could've been a queen

She married way beneath her beneath her knee

I mean

Oh, Daddy's bed was lumpy so Mommy couldn't sleep

Daddy built a new one so tall and so steep

Twenty five mattresses she slept upon one night she rolled over

And Momma was gone so Daddy was grumpy

Me and my old man a tale as old as dirt a bitter, distant father in a tiny undershirt

Daddy up and left me left me good as dead now he lives in squalor sleepin' seven to a bed

Oh, if you could only see me now, Daddy

I'd invite you to the wedding but you have to be this tall

To get in, ahahah ahahah ohoh ahah ah ah

My bride to be is gorgeous her wedding dress, designer the guest list will be major without a minor miner

La la la la la la la la la la la la la

Packs of royal lackeys playing violin

Strings of royal underlings who will not let you in ha ha, ha ha, ha ha

Tricked out carriage twenty stallions

Tricked out carriage twenty stallions with a coachman named

Roul

With a coachman named Roul

Big reception with a boy band big reception

With a boy band and a royal DJ by the pool

Yes, I can see my future and so it shall be done it's total domination with some torture

Just for fun, mh mh 'cos I will have my wedding and I will have

A queen once I get that crown on you will get the guillotine

And I'll punish you, Daddy 'cos I'm all grown-up and bigger than you'll ever know you're gonna pay, Daddy

It's any day, Daddy

I'm off to work heigh ho