Karaoké Gary Stephen Wilson Jr.

Two three four

Gary these days been lyin' in his bed made

Workin' on the same car

Goin' on a decade

He scribbles on junk mail

Don't draw attention

I never really noticed but now that I mention it

There ain't a lot of boys named Gary these days

Born with a cigarette glued to their face

Fix about anything a hammer can't handle

Savin' all their money 'cos a Gary don't gamble

Ain't a lot of girls goin' by Debbie anymore but they got the same nicotine pourin' out their pores

Time leaves town but the minute hand stays

Ain't a lot of boys named Gary these days

Gary these days been worried 'bout the bad news

Ain't a lot of teenagers fillin' up the church pews

Burnin' Busch Lights

Don't talk to his brother

Do people even still say grace before supper

Hey there ain't a lot of boys named Gary these days

Born with a cigarette glued to their face

Fix about anything a hammer can't handle

Savin' all their money 'cos a Gary don't gamble

Ain't a lot of girls goin' by Debbie anymore but they got the same nicotine pourin' out their pores

Time leaves town but the minute hand stays

Ain't a lot of boys named Gary these days

Every now and then gets the damn thing runnin'

Takes it out for a spin first week in May

He believes in God but believes in little

Black-eyed peas on the stove on New Year's Day

I had a weird suspicion with the light out on the front porch

Heart medication poured down where the drain pours

He holds his left arm while his parakeet prays

Has anybody seen much of Gary these days

Has anybody seen much of Gary these days

It's on, it's on, go

Hmm uh

Ain't a lot of boys named

Tuh tuh

Ain't a lot of boys named

There ain't a lot of boys named Gary these days no

There ain't a lot of boys named Gary these days

This ain't

Hey

This ain't

Hey

This ain't

Hey mmh

There ain't a lot of boys

There ain't a lot of boys

There ain't a lot of boys

Well there ain't a lot of boys

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

No

Yeah

Yeah

Hmm

Yeah

Yeah

No no

Hey

Oh

Poor Gary