Karaoké Jalapeños The Bellamy Brothers

Well it seems like more and more were being stifled

All them colorful words

I once used now are wrong

So before we lose our free speech and our rifles

Allow me to elaborate in this song

Life ain't nothing like a bowl of cherries

There's too little laughter and too much sorrow

It's more like a jar of jalapeños

'Cos what you do and say today

It don't go away and stay

It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow

I've heard them politicians empty promises

All their views just put mine to the test

They put me down for thinkin' 'bout girls and singin' 'bout Jesus

Hey I'm just a heterosexual white boy Methodist

Yeah life ain't nothing like a bowl of cherries

There's too little laughter and too much sorrow

It's more like a jar of jalapeños

'Cos what you do and say today

It don't go away and stay

It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow

Now there's a complicated question on the worlds most brilliant minds

It's being asked by everybody from Obama to Glenn Beck

Now I want to know why there's a warning on them little blue pills

When there ain't no such thing as being too erect

Oh, what the heck

Yeah life ain't nothing like a bowl of cherries

There's too little laughter and too much sorrow

It's more like a jar of jalapeños

'Cos what you do and say today

It don't go away and stay

It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow

'Cos what you do and say today

It don't go away and stay

It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow

That's right ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards

Tiger Woods and Bernie Madoff