Karaoké Ængus, the Prize-Winning Hog The Toxhards

Ængus the prize-winning hog

Emerged from a cranberry bog

Determined to win a shiny ribbon at the fair

So Ængus the prize-winning hog skipped six hundred miles into Prague

Where he sang and he pranced and the people all danced to his tune and they cheered

Ængus the prize-winning hog

Ængus the prize-winning hog

Almightier than God

Ængus the prize-winning hog

Ængus is the leader

Ængus is the brother

Ængus is the father

Ængus is the savior

Ængus is the answer

Always and forever

Ængus will protect you

Follow him forever

Ængus for governor

Ængus for president

Ængus for chancellor

Ængus for everything

But the Butcherman says he's not for the people

The Butcherman says he's not for the people

The Butcherman says that he's for the people 'cos Butcherman knows the best for the people

The Butcherman understands all the people

The Butcherman says the Hog hates the people

The Butcherman knows what's good for the people but Ængus knows Butcherman is out for blood

Run Mister Butcherman

Run Mister Butcherman until you're out of sight

Run Mister Butcherman

Ængus will fight for the light

Ha ha ha ha ha

When the sacrifice was made for the people Ængus loved so dear

The band struck up and played and the people stood and cheered

Ængus the prize-winning hog

Ængus the prize-winning hog

Gone as an angel to God

Ængus the prize-winning hog

Ængus is the leader

Ængus is the brother

Ængus is the father

Ængus is the savior

Ængus is the answer

Always and forever

Ængus will protect you

Worship him forever

Ængus is the leader

Ængus is the brother

Ængus is the father

Ængus is the savior

Ængus is the answer

Always and forever

Ængus will protect you

Worship him forever now

So Ængus the Angelic Swine returned to the cranberry bog in the sky

And he rested his eyes

And his soul fades and dies with this tune