Karaoké Ain't No Thief Viagra Boys

I showed up to the party in my favorite coat

On the back was an image of a shrimp on a boat

When you saw what I was wearin' you got real upset and said

That's the jacket that I got from my grandma

Oh well I promise

I ain't seen you before

And maybe your grandma had bought a couple more

And maybe I helped her at the grocery store

And she gave it to me as a gift

Uh

So quit bitchin' motherfucker

I went out on the porch to light a cigarette

I had six or seven lighters in my left pocket

I took out the one that said

Shrimp City Beach

Nineteen ninety-three

And you told me that's where you had your birthday party

And that the lighters were given as gifts

But I was there too

Just dippin' my toes down on the beach man

And I had that lighter specifically made for me motherfucker

Huh

I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief

I said I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief but he's got the same stuff

Huh I said I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief

I said I ain't no thief

He ain't no thief but he's got the same stuff

We just got the same stuff

I said We got

We got

We got the same stuff man

I ain't no thief

We just happen to have the same stuff motherfucker

Huh

I recall buyin' this

I recall buyin' this exact lighter when I was fifteen years old

My grandpappy gave it to me as a present because I had just finished Boy Scout trainin'

And he was so proud of me that he decided to create this lighter in the exact same image of yours

I said I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

I said I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

We just

Uh

I said I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

I said I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief

We just got the same stuff

Enjoy the music on your radio

I found this jacket

Right outside your store