Karaoké I Think I'm a Clone Now Weird Al Yankovic

Isn't it strange feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror

What would people say if only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan born to be a carbon copy man

There in a petri dish, late one night, they took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

I think I'm a clone now there's always two of me just a-hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now 'cos every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way we go out walking close together

I guess you could say

I'm really beside myself

I still remember how it began they produced a carbon copy man

Born in a science lab late one night, without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now there's always two of me just a-hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now 'cos every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now and I can stay at home while I'm out of town

I think I'm a clone now 'cos every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans come and meet the carbon copy man

Livin' in stereo, it's all right well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say

I think I'm a clone now another one of me's always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now 'cos every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

I've been on Oprah Winfrey

I'm world renowned

I think I'm a clone now and every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now that's my genetic twin always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now 'cos every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now