Karaoké Since You've Been Gone Weird Al Yankovic

Since you've been gone well I feel like I've been chewin' on tinfoil

Since you've been gone it's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil

Oh well I'm feelin' like

I stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on

You know I've been in a buttload of pain since you've been gone

I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped a two-ton bowlin' ball on my toes

It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved a red-hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone well it feels like I'm gettin' tetanus shots every day

Since you've been gone it's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away

Ever since that day you left me

I've been so miserable my dear

I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here