Karaoké Ricky Wolves of Glendale

Friday night and I just clocked out of my dumbass nine-to-five

'Round and 'round on the hamster wheel of my stupid fuckin' life

I hit my local bar and see a picture on the wall

It's a bunch of rugged cowboys and I'm jealous of them all

They look happy

They look free

That's exactly what I need

So I drive out to a farm and I buy a fuckin' horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse and I named him Ricky and I named him Ricky

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse but I don't know where to put it but I don't know where to put it

I'll ride Ricky home and put him out back in the yard

I don't have any rope so I hope he don't go far

Ricky is lookin' hungry but I don't know what he eats

So I make him ravioli and I pray he goes to sleep

But in the mornin' he's gone

Where did I go wrong

So I run out to my car but I sold it for the horse

Fuck

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

Where are you Ricky

Where are you Ricky

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse in New York City in New York City

From the Upper East Side to the Lower East Side

From the Upper East Side to the Lower East Side

From Brooklyn to the Bronx

From Brooklyn to the Bronx

I looked everywhere for Ricky

I looked everywhere for Ricky but I guess my best friend's gone but I guess my best friend's gone

Then I see a big, strong beautiful horse

Then I see a big strong beautiful horse with a policeman on top with a policeman on top

I realize it's Ricky

I realize it's Ricky so I punch the fuckin' cop so I punch the fuckin' cop

He pepper-sprays me in the face

He pepper-sprays me in the face and says I'm goin' to jail and says I'm goin' to jail

I wipe the mace out of my eyes

I wipe the mace out of my eyes and realize and realize

That was not my horse

That was not my horse

That was not my horse

It just looked like Ricky

It just looked like Ricky

That was not my horse

That was not my horse

I just punched a cop

I just punched a cop

I just punched a cop

I just punched a cop

I'm gonna go to prison

I'm gonna go to prison

I'm gonna go to prison

I'm gonna go to prison

Oh yeah boys yee ha ha haw

I'm goin' to jail because I punched a horse cop

I'm goin' to jail because I punched a horse cop

Oh yeah

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout

I'm goin' to jail

I'm goin' to jail because I punched a horse cop because I punched a horse cop

I'll be seein' you there brother

I'm goin' to jail because I punched a horse cop

I'm goin' to jail because I punched a horse cop

Ha ha hoo

Fuck yeah brother

I'm goin' to jail because I punched a horse cop

I'm goin' to jail because I punched a horse cop

I punched a horse cop

I punched a horse cop